"Other than damage, shows great"

Alrighty then....

Marketing Remarks: ANOTHER HOLY COW BABY WOW!!!! WELL COME ON HIT ME WITH THE BEST SHOT..FIRE AWAY!! THIS BABY IS PRICE TO SELL.Centrally located to Freeway Access, School, Shopping, Mall, Hospital,Parks and much much more! THIS IS A GREAT HOME FOR STATER. WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR??? LOOK NO FURTHER..THIS IS IT! LET'S BAM BABY BAM.

questions:
1)whats a "HOLY COW BABY WOW!"?

2)"HIT ME WITH THE BEST SHOT..FIRE AWAY", nice Pat Benatar reference right? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SLLSCLHKWPE&feature=related

3) Whats a STATER home?

4)"LET'S BAM BABY BAM." whats that?

Im confused are we talking about a house here?


Some of the best I have seen come from modesto............

Here is another one from modesto which actually takes the cake........

Property Description: Contractors here it is!! what you all look for!.A tore back property in a great area with a great lot that needs to be rehabbed and flipped!!!.. I wont kid you it needs work but the bones on this are awesome! accross the street from a beautiful park, This is the prop you like to have the inside track on because at the price the upside is built in based on youre sweat and knowledge and the liquid scratch to lay down to do it! PROPERTY IS NOT ELIGIBLE FOR EXPRESS PATH FINANCING. GET SKIPPY !

many errors. hard to read. dont make sense really. Home is tore back and buyer needs to get SKIPPY. Is this street slang?

I like that if you have a little knowledge and liquid "scratch" you can buy.....

A local REO Czar always comments this way, "if no keys are in the lockbox, offers will not be presented".

Most of the other Czars commonly state "phone calls on status or availability will not be returned".

Read one today that simply said, "Please leave car." And the picture of the house was very plain -- with a large, fairly new white suv parked in the drive. I wondered if someone took that line literally - ?

"Gorgeous 1929 Tutor impeccably restored to original granduer..."

Kinda gives plastic surgery new meaning, huh? Or, maybe they meant Tudor?