"Area is a reported High Crime area"

"I sometimes say that "local market conditions are sluggish"; "

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You need to be careful of this comment. In some of the countries these reports are reviewed in slugs are a delicacy in the finest dishes. They may think that you mean the real estate market is very active as good as it gets.

Yes, you're probably correct; that was very thoughtless of me.

So, how about Sloths ? Could I say "Market conditions are Sloth-Like " ?

I think Sloths probably have a less vocal support group than do the Slugs.

But I do like those smooth "bone-less" Slugs equipped with their own Okra-like base, and without those crunchy sharp shells that Snails have (which sometimes cut my tongue).

I especially like those Slugs with Pea-Pods and Hoisin Sauce over Brown Rice . . . . doesn't get much better than that !

Instead of property is in the hood, I say: Subject would be at elevated risk should it become vacant and unattended.

sbj is directly adjacent to a crack house and is near services such as drug dealers, street walkers and strip clubs

Yeah if you reword it a bit you could get away with it.... 'Subject is located directly adjacent to an unlicensed pharmaceutical facility with on call unlicensed providers of said pharmaceuticals, unique live adult entertainment center and horizontal therapists.'

J~

Got one yesterday from a "Junior QC Review Analyst" --

Mill wants adjustments made in the comments, which we did - the JQCRA only looked at the gross sales comp prices and decided we were out of the range.

Too bad they didn't spend at least a day training this drone