That is the stupidest thing I have ever heard. And because we're all in the room and having heard it, we're all stupider because of it.
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I did my original quote from memory and muffed it a little. Does this help?
...what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.
Main character: Okay, a simple "wrong" would've done just fine.
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