Man, must be one big kitty cat living in that house! . . . a guard cat - if kitty doesn't like you when you walk in that open house, you're outta there dude!

LMAO! I was thinking something similar myself...that's funny!

Seller want it sold. 2006 Build House. Good antelope property. Nice 4/3/2 Cars. Bring us an Offer before it gone. Good for First time home owner (do 1st timers begin with 2,200sqft McMansions?) or starter on new life. Your Family will like it. It is the right time to buy now.

Confidntial Agt Rmks: This property are subject to Lender short sale approval of the selling price and commission. Property are the sister lived there tempolary for the next 60 days. Go straight to show any time. Thank you for showing.

Wow! I are speechless about for read those comments. Thanks about sharing comments.

LMAO I'm laughing so hard I'm about to pee my pants!

Kitty's claws has me ROFLMBO!!!!!!! Thank you!

duh...I was so ticked I typed it wrong here.

But for sure I reported that the property could not be occupied in its current state!

Thanks for catching that

Cash offers only due to condition. Lender owned property, all accepted offers must include a Bank of America Home Loans pre-qual letter

How about this one:"Restored Victoria house, original clown foot bath tubs, gorgeous wood work".

I wonder if they are big and red.

I think so. I laughted so hard when trying to picture those bathtubs. This one made my day :-))

While working on my next BPO, I found another good one, you guys must read it:" Jack and Jill bath keeps both kids happy! 3 car garage bring all your toys! Stay green this yard has a sprinklers system. Become your Buyer's Hero, Show them this Gem!!"

What are kids doing in this bathroom to be happy? Hmmm...

Bunny

Kids are maken poo unless they are teenage boys with door locked

Ha-ha, that's very funny!

There should be someone in the office checking that stuff. It does reflect on the company they work for right?