And another: Three teared deck.

I think that means it killed three people in prison, right?

Snip: *House is very spacious. it could by used as a duplex. Ideal dor a gin family.* Unsnip

Sounds like a Fair Housing violation. What if a Scotch family wanted to move in? Or Vodka?

I think 2 of these houses committed murder..

The third one? It's resting on death row!!! Too funny!

^ those are great - thanks for sharing.

I wish I had a nickel for every "pride of ownership" phrase that I read each day...

pride of ownership isn't too bad, but I do not understand "waiting for your appeal"..

Then again, the agent who always writes that has a pimps & hos style prom looking photo as her agent pic in the MLS

I ran across this gem today...

With a little elbow grease, a mob, and a broom you can pick up a fantastic buy in a nice area.

And on another listing, someone uploaded wedding reception pics instead of the home's interior. Ugly bridesmaid's dresses too. lol

A friend of mine (now deceased) used to put:
BUY ME. I'M COOL in the owner information field.
Most everyone would put WITHHELD,
Like it's a secret, one click on the tax link brings up the owner's name

I just came across this while completing a BPO:
"goog bathdrooms , god conditions"
so perhaps it was divine intervention that the home sold?
Maybe they buried the St. Joseph to get those "god conditions"

I love this job!!

I just came across this one while doing a M2M order:

"63 Box (ML 286776) has had a fire and is offered with this property for $1 additional. Get it while it's hot."

I understand the "get it while it's hot" but what is a 63 Box??? Me stupid, so it might make sense.

I think it's the address...

Does that mean you have to purchase the address separate from the property??? I know it's a real dumb question but now I'm curious. *twirling hair*

I'm going to refrain from blonde jokes here. It's the address of the adjacent property that can be purchased with the subject property at hand...

Are you asking for real? Or are you pulling my leg?