1 - While mediating a dispute between your children you refer to your son as the "subject" and your daughter as the "comparable".

2 - You describe Robert Plant's effective age as 92 years.

3 - While arguing with your wife you calculate the number of words you can squeeze into the limited confines of a "comment box".

4 - The local deli owner is not impressed with your opinion of the "as-is" value of his three day old hand made sausage.

LMAO- especially number 1!

Are your children within 5 years or our you out of the parameter and going to get QC'ed

You know your wife is going to require multiple clarifications and then not give you the space to make them. And don't even think about calling her 1-800 #. She will put your a$s on hold forever and then ask you for another comp (or child, in your case)!

5 - You offer CFK to your wife.

.. When your DH asks for a motorcycle for his birthday and you figure it will take 160 BPOs tp pay for it..

your out, and someone elses blackberry goes off and you freak out and grab your blackberry : (

Haha.. That's too funny- but so true..

8. When your 10yr old child finds the subject property b4 u do....

9. When you are out in the field and call home to ask the "POC" (your spouse) if you can drop by for a few interior pictures between 2 and 3.

Too funny everyone....keep them coming!

10. you are cleaning your BATHROOM and you stop every 2 mins to "check" your sites. Not getting any of my house work done today.

10. When you get in the car to take your 4 year old to school and he asks "How many pictures do we have to take before I can go to school? I don't want to be late."

Thats me!!!

11. When your 4 year old knows he has to check for orders when he's playing on nickjr.com.