So I was reading some of the posts from the "newbies" and none of them ever just come out and say.

Hi I am the new guy. Nice to meet you. A little about myself, I just got my license yesterday, well I passed the test in the class and I will take the state test next month. I have nothing to offer you in return for your shared wisdom. A few questions:

What is a BPO?
Can you teach me how to do one?
Can you send me copies of some you did, maybe copy some of your commentary.
When will banks start sending me orders?
Will I get an REO for every BPO?
Could you send me your contacts? Could I use your name when I talk to them?
Do I really hafta pay these companies to get business?

Thanks for answering my questions. By the way, I live in your town, and when I get done peeing in your pool, I will start getting your business.

Thanks Again.

Soooooooo true...

I had an agent call me the other day that I used to work with come right and ask me where could she go to get REO's.. I told her to start calling all the banks and make an application :-}
Was that mean???

now why would ya wanna [censored] in my pool............I'm the only one that can [censored] in the pool.

I think I did a little pee pee too ..........

i can pee on myself, thank you very much.

That normally only happens when you have a 'small' pee pee ...... HA HA

You left your fly wide open with that one ....... HA HA

My pool has that chemical that turns the water red when you pee in it. Don't pee in my pool at the next shindig!

My pool heater has been replaced, I no longer need anyone to pee in it.

Thanks anyway.

i pee red anyways. and it tastes like kool aid.


AAAAAAAAAAAAAND SCENE!

Can't top that!

Not even going to try.

Of all the statments made in the post, "pee in the pool" was the statment that got the response? Wooda thunk.....

SLOBROKER puts one foot across the line now and then but stlrockinrealtor jump across with both feet like he was at a football bash with a bunch of guys ...........

There are ladies here bud, know where the line is ....

Slo...this from the guy during christmas had an avatar that FLASHED!!

Come on slo....

Strange if you can't see the difference between the two. My avatar was a cartoon, if I had used a picture of a real person flasjing that would of been crossing the line ...........

Guess I was wrong, not evey gal on here is a virgin ........ dah

What's virginity got to do with it?

Nothing, roll with it .........

Maybe I'm just blonde but I don't get it...

I do get it, but I'm a brunette turned red head. Thanks SLO

SLO, I think it's safe to say no one was offended by the prison ruby shower....

thats something ive not heard before

Well, it would have been a golden shower, but your pee is red & tastes like kool aid, so ruby shower it is!

Nm...

Thanks Austin, thought you all thought I was out of line or something. I like to throw a few shockers out there from time to time but still keep it in good taste, just thought the line had been crossed ..........

If I laugh at your jokes will you send me your Master BPO list?

Boy I WISH I'd have kept track of all the companies I signed up with so I could just give them all away. I mean, it only took me 10000000000 hours to find them so why not just GIVE them away? Makes perfect sense. Mhm. C'mon guys, have you no heart? Sheesh.