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#398779 - 01/14/12 10:22 AM Re: Stupid MLS comments. [Re: Delicious Cake]
BpoBill Major Contributor Registered: 09/24/06 Posts: 1967 Loc: US	"NICE 3 BEDROOM BRICK RANCH ON CLOSE TO AN ACRE!" Lot size is 49x173 which is 8,477 square feet.
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#398798 - 01/14/12 03:26 PM Re: Stupid MLS comments. [Re: BpoBill]
VABroker Veteran Member Registered: 11/02/10 Posts: 848 Loc: Virginia	Perhaps they meant to not say 'on close to' and just 'close to' an acre - the lot next door is an acre in size. Edited by VABroker (01/14/12 03:27 PM)
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#398802 - 01/14/12 06:04 PM Re: Stupid MLS comments. [Re: Delicious Cake]
Cool guy Major Contributor Registered: 06/30/04 Posts: 2043 Loc: California	lol this thread is great. I feel like using some of these just for the luls.
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#399158 - 01/18/12 04:39 PM Re: Stupid MLS comments. [Re: Delicious Cake]
PA Roadkill Major Contributor Registered: 11/15/06 Posts: 2050 Loc: The Middle of the Interstate	Saw this one on a HUD REO listing today from 2007 - Seller is Secretary of State _________________________ Broker-Owner Thirteen Years REO Experience GRI,CRS,CRB,e-Pro Some days I feel like the bug, other days I feel like the windshield
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#399181 - 01/18/12 08:09 PM Re: Stupid MLS comments. [Re: PA Roadkill]
VABroker Veteran Member Registered: 11/02/10 Posts: 848 Loc: Virginia	Tee-hee-hee-hee - not one of mine!
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#399362 - 01/21/12 05:15 AM Re: Stupid MLS comments. [Re: Delicious Cake]
PA Roadkill Major Contributor Registered: 11/15/06 Posts: 2050 Loc: The Middle of the Interstate	Not this way in the MLS -- But Drove by a listing yesterday with 2 signs in the yard First one had a sign rider "Reduced" Second one had a sign rider "Reduced Even More" Next one will probably have a sign rider "Drastic Reduction" Then "Free" _________________________ Broker-Owner Thirteen Years REO Experience GRI,CRS,CRB,e-Pro Some days I feel like the bug, other days I feel like the windshield
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#399369 - 01/21/12 07:27 AM Re: Stupid MLS comments. [Re: Delicious Cake]
Uncle Salty Member Registered: 12/29/09 Posts: 38 Loc: Kansas City	Short Sale. This property currently has a family living there apart from the owner's knowledge. House may be occupied. Please knock before entering and be wary of the dog. Dog does not seem hostile in any way. Just be aware the dog is in the house.
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#399370 - 01/21/12 07:47 AM Re: Stupid MLS comments. [Re: Delicious Cake]
Vermont Major Contributor Registered: 04/12/08 Posts: 4724 Loc: Vermont's North-East Kingdom	If there's any perceived danger . . . . un-leashed dogs, rotting floors, aromatic mold, psychotic people, I always toss in a little disclaimer like "enter at your own risk" just to defer those future lawsuits. Why? Cuz I'm a chicken; but I don't want to altogether discourage showings. _________________________ Dale C. Hittle of GOLDEN RULE PROPERTIES in Glover, Vermont Where We're Always Striving To Put Together "THE FAIR DEAL"
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#399475 - 01/22/12 07:29 PM Re: Stupid MLS comments. [Re: PA Roadkill]
VABroker Veteran Member Registered: 11/02/10 Posts: 848 Loc: Virginia	Oh, I like that second sign, "Reduced Even More". Gotta get one of those just for fun.
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#399613 - 01/24/12 07:17 PM Re: Stupid MLS comments. [Re: Delicious Cake]
MassBPOer Veteran Member Registered: 10/13/08 Posts: 617 Loc: Mass	You might like this one. Condomaximum
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#399627 - 01/25/12 05:00 AM Re: Stupid MLS comments. [Re: Delicious Cake]
PA Roadkill Major Contributor Registered: 11/15/06 Posts: 2050 Loc: The Middle of the Interstate	Saw one today that said "Possible short sale, hurry before the bank beats you to it" _________________________ Broker-Owner Thirteen Years REO Experience GRI,CRS,CRB,e-Pro Some days I feel like the bug, other days I feel like the windshield
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#399743 - 01/26/12 01:56 PM Re: Stupid MLS comments. [Re: Delicious Cake]
MassBPOer Veteran Member Registered: 10/13/08 Posts: 617 Loc: Mass	Just saw this for an owner occupied listing. INVESTORS ONLY!
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#400488 - 02/05/12 03:43 PM Re: Stupid MLS comments. [Re: MassBPOer]
neudot Major Contributor Registered: 11/02/07 Posts: 1753 Loc: Central New York	"It's time to downsize." On a house that's 3,892 sf.
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#400495 - 02/05/12 04:43 PM Re: Stupid MLS comments. [Re: neudot]
MHT Member Registered: 12/24/09 Posts: 256 Loc: Ontario, Canada	Originally Posted By: neudot "It's time to downsize." On a house that's 3,892 sf. Wish I was looking to "downsize"!!
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#401346 - 02/15/12 06:04 PM Re: Stupid MLS comments. [Re: MHT]
CALIF DREAMING Veteran Member Registered: 08/01/06 Posts: 1123 Loc: Downey, California	Doing a BPO on a 750K SFR and noted the listing agent's remarks..... "DO NOT DISTRUB OCCUPANTS. DO NOT LEAVE YOUR CAR. DO NOT STEP ONTO PROPERTY. DRIVE BY ONLY" Of course, the agent's scary tactics worked because the listing and selling agent is one and the same. _________________________ "People rarely succeed unless they have fun in what they are doing"....Dale Carnegie
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