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#326598 - 02/11/10 06:24 PM Re: Stupid MLS comments. ***** [Re: Cappy]
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^^ haha
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#326807 - 02/13/10 10:24 AM Re: Stupid MLS comments. [Re: Artiste]
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3 from my favorite listing agent:

GREAT NEIGHBORGHOOD. QUITE STREET.

OUTSTANDING CUSTOM BUILD HOME LOCATED ON PRIVITE QUITE COURT.

HOME IN NICE AND QUITE NEIGHBORGHOOD.
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#327495 - 02/18/10 09:16 PM Re: Stupid MLS comments. [Re: Artiste]
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WOW WOW WOW......... PET FRIENDLY............... REPEAT........... PET FRIENDLY...............2 BED, 2BATH LUXURY FOR LESS....................OPEN FLOOR PLAN.................YOU ASKED .............. WE DELIVERED.................AVAILABLE IMMEDIATELY....................... USE YOUR 8K STIMULUS PACKAGE.......... RUN DON'T WALK........................EASY TO VIEW ..............CALL

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#327649 - 02/19/10 05:59 PM Re: Stupid MLS comments. [Re: MassBPOer]
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Originally Posted By: MassBPOer
WOW WOW WOW......... PET FRIENDLY............... REPEAT........... PET FRIENDLY...............2 BED, 2BATH LUXURY FOR LESS....................OPEN FLOOR PLAN.................YOU ASKED .............. WE DELIVERED.................AVAILABLE IMMEDIATELY....................... USE YOUR 8K STIMULUS PACKAGE.......... RUN DON'T WALK........................EASY TO VIEW ..............CALL



I bet you saw that is a California MLS - and I bet we all know who wrote it.

I wonder - maybe our bud has a brother or sister in Mass ?
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#327710 - 02/20/10 09:09 AM Re: Stupid MLS comments. [Re: Don Price (Pine)]
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Quiet, good looking, well proportioned 14x76 1996 SWMH seeks forever relationship with responsible buyer. Must love nature, quiet nights, serene life, and value simplicity. Offers split floor plan, large kitchen, indoor laundry. Comes with 1 plus size acre. Available now and anxious to talk to you. Convenient to Keystone and Middleburg.

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#327720 - 02/20/10 10:41 AM Re: Stupid MLS comments. [Re: JaxBPO]
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Originally Posted By: JaxBPO
Quiet, good looking, well proportioned 14x76 1996 SWMH seeks forever relationship with responsible buyer. Must love nature, quiet nights, serene life, and value simplicity. Offers split floor plan, large kitchen, indoor laundry. Comes with 1 plus size acre. Available now and anxious to talk to you. Convenient to Keystone and Middleburg.
Definitely, it takes the cake. wink

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#328232 - 02/23/10 10:37 PM Re: Stupid MLS comments. [Re: Cappy]
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here is one i posted myself...

"Well folks, this one is a turd, but its cheap"

my asset manager thought it was pretty funny...

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#328484 - 02/25/10 04:50 PM Re: Stupid MLS comments. [Re: jdharpe]
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Well folks, this one is a turd, but its cheap"


Now that's Diet Dew through my nose onto the keyboard kind of funny!!

Now I've got a wet keyboard and stinging nostrils.

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#328485 - 02/25/10 04:53 PM Re: Stupid MLS comments. [Re: BigRedWI]
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TMI ~ From a Devil's Lake fan.

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#328564 - 02/25/10 09:28 PM Re: Stupid MLS comments. [Re: Don Price (Pine)]
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I saw one some time ago where the picture of the house was taken from the agent's car from the passenger side window. I could see the side view mirror and everything.

On another one in the picture of the kitchen, the seller must have just gone shopping as there were fresh bags loaded with groceries on the kitchen counters.

And on yet another kitchen pic, a half eaten bowl of cereal with the spoon still in it.

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#328575 - 02/25/10 10:36 PM Re: Stupid MLS comments. [Re: Michly]
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I emailed an agent the other day to let him know that the picture that he had in a listing was actually of a house 2 doors down.

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#328583 - 02/25/10 11:26 PM Re: Stupid MLS comments. [Re: MHT]
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How about the agents reusing the photos from the prior listing. LAZY!!!
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#328644 - 02/26/10 11:24 AM Re: Stupid MLS comments. [Re: cleonard]
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Just saw this one

"House you can make cute/charming! Space for you to build a garage."

Sounds like "you" are gonna be pretty busy.
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#328988 - 02/28/10 08:26 PM Re: Stupid MLS comments. [Re: OverTheEdge]
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Registered: 03/22/07
Posts: 208
Loc: MN
Just saw this one!

"Large Pull Barn"

Where do you suppose she thinks this barn will be pulled? I wonder how many times she's used that and no one tells her so they can secretly laugh at her!

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#329156 - 03/01/10 09:21 PM Re: Stupid MLS comments. [Re: MN REO]
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Registered: 09/13/07
Posts: 237
Loc: NJ
What is this????

eat off the floors in both units.

Gosh!!!!!!!!
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