I KNOW THAT THIS MAY SEEM LIKE THE SILLIEST THING YOU HAVE READ BUT I HAVE JUST STARTED A HOME BUSINESS BROKERING NOTES AND LOANS. DUE TO MY LACK OF CAPITAL AND RECENT LOSS OF MY FULL TIME JOB I AM UNABLE TO PULL ANY DEALS. IF ANY BLESSED PEOPLE HAVE ANY MONEY LAYING AROUND DONATIONS ARE ACCEPTABLE THRU PAYPAL (hiredantere@yahoo.com) OR OTHER ARANGEMENTS. THIS IS NOT A SCAM. IF IT WERE I WOULD'VE MADE UP A BETTER STORY. I KNOW THIS IS TRUELY PATHETIC BUT WHATS A GIRL TO DO? THE BILLS ARE PILING UP HELP PLEASE!

You might have better results with begging by standing on a street corner with a coffee mug and a cardboard sign. Or maybe you could marry someone with money. And there's always the lottery.