Did you ever notice that the only house with people standing in front is the house you need to photograph?
Why are there always people standing in front?
Why do neighbors always ask questions?
Why is the house always on the other side of the street?
Why doesn't my truck make a u turn on any street?
Why do "they" want the BPO in 24 hrs or less and pay you in 24,000,000 hours?
Why do they always want a valuation of the worst house on the street?
Why do people tell me they have the best house on the street when it is a POS?
Why do people tell me their house is 3000 sq.ft when it is 1500 sq.ft.??
Why, If the house has been in foreclosure for at least 6 months already, do they call on the hour every hour for a BPO?
Why is it that when a borrower tells me there home is water front, the water is in the basement?
Why can I read a map, take comp photos, give a quote on the phone, text a potential client, email a friend, drive my truck, adjust the music/talk radio, smoke a cigar, fill in my daily journal all at once, and still be considered forgetful?
Why? Why? Why?
Why do they require voluminous data of problematical accuracy from sources of dubious veracity derived from a numerical quantification of unquestionable necessity, analagous to a nebelous and euphemestic concept representational of value commesurate with ambient configurations of the open market and promulgates a thereby precise written documentation which deliniates his or her observations, deliberations and conclusions all done while he / she feigns absolute ignorance of the avaricious machinations of buyers, sellers, brokers, and lenders, compensated only by that penurious stipend known as the professional fee?
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