No not me, my LA Dodgers...

We're a game and a half behind the stinkin' no good AZ Diamondbacks who have won 9 of their last 10 games.

But 8 games ahead of our rivals who think that one obnoxious world class slugger is good enough to make a 9 man team.

Anyway... be careful at those rural properties... ya never know.

Bump

Go Twins!

For Amplet...

In that fine city of Minneapolis one evening there are three nervous expectant fathers in the waiting room of the hospital. (Back in the day when the fathers were in the waiting room and not bedside hearing their beloved whisper sweet nothings to them.)...

The nurse comes out... Mr. Johnson congratulations your wife gave birth to healthy TWINS! "Wow, what a coincidence, I'm a groundskeeper for the Minnesota Twins." (Thus this joke in this thread)

A bit later...

"Mr. Smith, your wife just had TRIPLETS!" "That's strange, I'm a manager for 3M."

At which point contestant number three heads for the door.

"Don't leave Mr. Anderson, your wife is due any moment."

"I'm gettin' the hell outa here... I work at the 7-UP bottling plant."

I have never heard that one, very nice Gary.
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That's great, I haven't heard that one either! Thanks Gary for making me laugh this morning.

It could be worse. At Least he did not work on the set of Oceans 13!!

The original Title made me think of Venom ER that used to be on Disvovery Channel. I miss that show!

GO REDS HAHAHHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!

sorry Gary... GOOOO DIAMONDBACKS!

Can't lose Cubs fever!!!!!!

I understand a couple of generations of patients have died from Cub fever...

...without ever seeing their team in the big game. It's hard to oppose a fan like that... even my old black heart feels pity. (Kinda like the poor Sox fans (Red not White) up until a few years ago.)

Anyhow... here's something strange... Since this post everyone has gone from winning to losing. The D'backs are now 6-4 in their last 10 instead of 9-1. Padres swept my Dodgers... then lost... when it's all said and done the standings are EXACTLY as they were, same games back for everyone... but with lower averages.

Call Ripley.


GO LA!